Hi, I’m the reason your Bluetooth speaker randomly screams at 3 a.m.
I spend my time convincing electronics to betray their owners. Hardware, embedded systems, wireless protocols — if it blinks, beeps, or claims it’s secure, I’ve probably made it question its life choices.
My Latest Captures
Here are some of my recent write-ups.
September 15, 2025
Important Research in Progress
Look, I'd love to show you some groundbreaking projects, but I'm currently neck-deep in reverse-engineering the binaries of my coffee machine. It claims to have a "strong brew" setting, but I suspect it's just lying to me. This is a matter of principle. Check back when I've either achieved root access or accidentally bricked it.
Get In Touch
Want to talk hacking, security, or just complain about why your smart toaster keeps connecting to the neighbor’s Wi-Fi? Drop me a message. I promise I’ll read it. If it’s urgent, add at least three exclamation marks in the subject line; if it’s about your Jio network dropping right when the OTP arrives… yeah, I’m already suffering with you.